What do you get from a want-to-be TV reality star teen (Courtney Stodden) who marries a 51-year-old actor (Doug Hutchison)? You get a video like this which Courtney obviously thinks is “cute” (how can you not think that as she coughs up a hairball?) but should help purge your stomach of all if its contents with ease (warning: this video can’t be unseen)

On the positive side, I do suppose that this is appropriate punishment to any 50-year-old that thinks it’s a good idea to marry a teen…
Sent in by far too many fanatics who obviously are pushing for me to just give up and end my life because there is no other sane reason for them to share it with me…