In her never-ending quest to never leave even the things she does which are horribly wrong alone, the evil feline once again is taking her money-grubbing paws to a new level. While the world cringed with the launch of Hello Kitty x Kiss and assumed that this combination had reached its ultimate low with the Hello Kitty KISS toilet paper, we once again failed to realize that the depths of Hello Kitty Hell can always go deeper — much, much deeper. With this in mind, the masses can look forward to being tortured with KISS Hello Kitty the TV cartoon show (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up)
The show is being produced for The Hub which will follow four Hello Kitty characters who are out to live the rockstar dream (we know, that food that you just consumed is making its way back up — we’re sorry…) Supposedly Gene Simmons will be acting as the executive producer for the show, further ensuring that this will be something that you can’t unsee no matter how much you want to. My advice is to start looking for a cave to make you home, because living in a cave would be a lot less difficult than having to live with your mind after seeing something like this…
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